Mitch: Vic McCullough was the first person we met after arriving in New Plymouth. She's a fellow process engineer with Worley Parsons. Prior to our arrival her and Jen had exchanged several emails in preparation for our move. She was undoubtedly our first "kiwi" friend, and played a large role in introducing us to most of our friends here in the land of the long white cloud. As our overseas journey continues, Vic's just began: she recently left us to travel the USA, where she is currently discovering the magic of country music and cowboy boots. Afterwards she will be making her way to the UK, where she will be living for the next couple years. Vic's work duties have been turned over to Jenna, and her role as a daughter has been taken over by me. Seriously: I am currently in Vic's old bed on her family's farm in Temuka, South Canterbury, New Zealand.
How I came to be here is a whirlwind story. Vic departed New Plymouth a week prior to her leaving to the USA. She went home, back to Temuka, to spend time with her family before the big move. I received a phone call from Vic on the Sunday, the day before she was due to depart to America. She asked if I wanted to come down to Temuka and help out on the farm for a few weeks, since she leaving and her parents needed a hand. I said I had soccer commitments, and my team currently holds the challenge cup and therefore our remaining few games were crucial. She said okay, and hung up.
A few seconds later my phone rings again. It was Vic. She had looked up my soccer schedule and explained to me that we were playing the best team in the league next weekend and will "probably lose anyways.". She had a point: We had just lost a tournament game to Rangers FC the day before and were due to play them in season play, at their home grounds, in 6 days time. Even though our team was in 2nd place in the league, the Rangers had a firm grasp of first spot with a perfect 16-0 record. I told her I would think on it.**
**We ended up beating the Rangers 3-1
I texted her back a couple hours later, saying nothing more than "I'm in as long as I only miss the Rangers game.", meaning I would need to be back in New Plymouth in 13 days. I didn't get a reply from Vic, so I assumed that 13 days was too short of a timeframe.
Later that evening Jen and I were watching TV with Rory and Lena, our new housemates. We had moved in with them the day before and all my belongings were still in suitcases. Jenna had already unpacked. My phone rings: it was Vic, and Steph, Vic's mom. I was on speakerphone.
"Okay, you gave us the green light! You're booked for a flight 11:00am Tuesday to Christchurch. How many bags do you want to bring?".
I said I would only need carry-on luggage, as I glanced back at my clothes, which were still stuffed into the two giant suitcases I brought from Canada. 11:00am Tuesday was roughly 36 hours away. Vic left on Monday, which meant that she wouldn't be there when I arrived. I had never met Steph before, nor Dougal, Vic's dad. I told Vic to show her mom a picture of me so we could find each other at the airport, and we hung up. I suddenly became very nervous; "What did I just agreed to?".
Tuesday morning came and I shuffled some clothes and a toothbrush between suitcases and headed to the airport. The flight from New Plymouth to Christchurch is only 90 minutes, which is still 90 minutes more than I want to fly on any given day. All things considered it was a perfect day for flying. Our pilot took us (terrifyingly) close to the peak of Mt.Taranaki as we passed by, and for a brief instant my fear of plummeting to my death was overcome by amazement thanks to New Zealand's natural beauty.
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| Mt. Taranaki from the flight. |
I arrived in Christchurch and exited the plane. "Now what?". We had not made a plan as to where, or how, Steph and I would meet. I looked around as I entered the arrivals area: it was completely empty. I thought of going to baggage claim, but Steph knew I didn't have any bags. As I walked towards the exit if the airport I walk passed a lady, who smiles at me and I smile back. Just as I turn away she says "Mitch?". " Yes?" I reply. Steph walks over and gives me a hug. I notice she has a clipboard with the name MITCH written on and flowers drawn around it. "I've always wanted to hold up one of these!" she says. Vic had forgotten to show her a picture of me so I was amazed that she found me.
The drive down to Temuka from Christchurch is about 90 minutes. Steph played tour guide along the way, telling me a few stories that only the locals would know: The first ever airplane was constructed and flown just outside Temuka by Richard Pearse, eight months before the Wright Brother's historic flight. There's a town called Dunsandel which locals refer to as the "Knackered Boot". The local rodeo committee is shadowed by political turmoila and rich with insider gossip.
Nice try, America.
The farm is a "typical" Kiwi farm: The drive is lined with trimmed square hedges. Several sheep roam freely on the property to keep the grass at an acceptable length. There's a garden, a chicken coop, a workshop, and several sheds housing various pieces of machinery. They have 7 dogs on the farm: 6 sheep dogs, which look like German shepherd pups, and Riley, a larger, hairier, older sheep dog who is more of the family pet than a farm dog. They also have two kittens, who are completely fearless, as most farm cats are.
Smootches and Fluffy
Meg
The McCullough's keep cattle, sheep, and deer on the farm. During the summer they grow several paddocks of barley and kale, and during the winter they use the paddocks to feed the animals. To keep the stock from overeating they string an electric fence across the paddock, allowing the animals to access only a small portion of the crop. Each day the fence is moved 3-5 feet, which isn't too difficult as the fence was nothing more than a single line of string, lined with conductive wire. It doesn't take long for the animals to learn what the fence does, so they keep their distance. The sheep fences must be moved once a day, whereas the cow fences are moved twice daily, as the cows will trample and defecate on some of their feed if you move the fence too far. One of my jobs was to shift several of the fences each morning and afternoon.
When I first arrived to the sheep paddock I noticed several of them had what appeared to be blue spray paint on their butts, right above their tail. It turns out that they let a ram into the sheep paddock in the fall to impregnate some of the sheep. In order to know which sheep may have been impregnated, they fasten a paint vest to the ram. When he mounts a sheep it sprays a blue dot on the butt of his love buddy. I thought that was hilarious.
The cows are separated into several different paddocks depending on their sex and size. I was typically able to leave the paddock gate open while shifting the electric fences, as the cows were more eager to eat than to experience sweet, sweet freedom. Dougal informed me that one mob of cows (yes, they call the mobs, not herds) typically misbehaved and would wander out of the paddock if the gate was left open. For the first couple of days we shifted the fences together, so I would open the gate, Dougal would drive though, and I would close the gate behind him. The first day Dougal let me shift the fence myself I figured I had enough time to open the gate, drive through, then go back and close the gate behind me. Apparently not. I drove through the open gate, look in the rear-view mirror, and witness several dozen cows running through the open gate. Sweet freedom, indeed. I attempted to herd the cattle back into the paddock, but if I stepped away from the gate more cows would exit. Dougal had to rescue me from my disaster.
Several days later, while I was shifting fences, that same mob of cows decided to jump the electric fence while I was shifting it. There were four or five cows on the wrong side of the electric fence and I had to figure out how to get them back on the correct side. It was impossible to chase the cows back over the fence, as they would usually avoid it and skirt back around me. I decided to drop a 20 foot section of the fence, so the cows could run back over it to the correct side. What instead happened was a dozen cows, who were on the correct side of the fence, ran over into the wrong side, making the problem even worse. To add insult to injury, one of the cows caught her hoof on the fence. Thinking she was about to be electrocuted by the magic stinging fence she started running aimlessly around the paddock, fence in tow. It was chaos. Dougal had to come sort the cows out for me once again. I was clearly not prepared for this.
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| Me and the ladies. |
Jock, Vic's younger brother, was coming down from Christchurch with some college buddies to go snowboarding for the weekend. I was invited to tag along. Seeing as I would likely never snowboard in July ever again in my life I figured I would give it a go. We woke up at 6am, the boys helped me shift the morning fences, and we headed off to Mt. Dobson.
We boarded from first chair to last, stopping for only a few minutes to grab lunch. The snow was shit, the runs were short, but it was boarding non the less. A day on the mountain is a great day, regardless of conditions, and we made the most of it.
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| "Mt." Dobson. |
Steph informed me one of her friends was a tugboat captain and asked if I would be interested in going out to sea. I figured saying "yes" to everything got me this far, why stop now? We drove down to Timaru, the neighboring town of about 30,000, and drove to the port. We arrived just as they were about to raise the gangplank. The trip was short and sweet: Rosie, the captain, took us through the port. We roped on to a large cargo vessel named the Asia Pearl II and pulled her out to sea. While it might sound boring to someone well acquainted with marine activities, it was a lot of fun for me.


My last night on the farm was a bit of an adventure. Dougal had squash and Steph had a meeting to go to. About 10 minutes after they left the power on the farm went out. Being a city boy I was used to 5, maybe 10 minute brown outs, which usually were isolated and not actually that dark; There's usually a decent glow from the nearby subdivisions that still have power. On the farm it was a bit different: I could see absolutely nothing, and my phone was at 4% battery. It was eerily quiet. I fumbled around the living room looking for a flashlight. Luckily, I found six. That's right: SIX flashlights. I started to think these power outages weren't that uncommon. I used them to find some candles and matches. "Now what?" I thought. There was very little light, and I couldn't use my phone as it was about to die. I realized I had become uncomfortably dependent on technology. I sat in the dark wondering if the first settlers ever died of boredom when I had a sudden flash of brilliance: I grabbed a flashlight, dug through my bag, and found my eReader, which conveniently has a back light. I spent the next few hours reading in the dark. Technology wins again. Thanks, future!
Prior to my flight back home Steph took me on a drive through Christchurch. I first landed in Christchurch on my 21st birthday, 6 years ago. It was the birthplace of my love for New Zealand, and where I met several people that I spent some of the most exciting days of my life with. Since then the city has been ravaged by earthquakes; The iconic cathedral in the heart of downtown is in ruins. The hostel I stayed in, which was only a few tens of meters from the cathedral itself, has been demolished due to quake damage. Most of downtown was boarded up and inaccessible. It was difficult to see such a beautiful city ripped apart like that. I'm glad I got to experience her before the tragic events that occurred only a few months after I was there. In a way it made my glad I came on this little trip to the south island: It reminded me that everything won't last forever. Take opportunities when you can, because who knows when an earthquake will strike and ruin everything. Or something like that...
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| Leanne took this photo on our first day in New Zealand, nearly 6 years ago. |
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| What the cathedral looks like today. The spire and steeple are completely gone. |