Mitch: Kiwis are some of the fittest people I've ever met. They're a different kind of fit than back home; They're endurance fit. They go and go and go. It's slightly ironic that they're always motivated to do some physical activity, yet they're as lazy as possible when speaking ("I could do that" = "could do", "I am interested in doing that" = "I'm keen", "this afternoon" = "this arvo")
We've hardly spent a night alone since our arrival. It still amazes me how quickly we were included into the social circle here. Nearly everyone we've met has exchanged numbers with us, and within the week we are receiving invites to do things. Over the last two weeks I've participated in golf, tennis, cricket, strawberry picking, cow milking, marlin fishing (more on this later), park concerts, afternoon drinks, fish n chips on the beach, and, of course, hiking. Our first hiking excursion was on our second day here- Vic texted us and asked if we wanted to go on a "quick walk" . She took us to Paritutu, a dominant monolith protruding out of the port of Taranaki; It was the magma core of a long-extinct volcano, and when the husk of the volcano eroded away what remained was Paritutu. The hike was short, but involved roughly 200 stairs followed by a near-vertical climb through a rocky crevasse. It took about 30 minutes- or should I say, it took Jenna and I 30 minutes, and Vic about 15. We were clearly a little out of shape.
Paritutu is the protruding monolith, just to the left of the smoke stack.
The climb up Paritutu; This is looking nearly straight vertical
A week later Laura, another coworker of Jenna's, invited us to explore the Whitecliffs Walkway with her and a few friends. Sounds like a pleasant stroll, yeah? Nah. The "walkway" was a hiking trail that snaked up and down (and back up and down again... and again) over a coastal mountain range about 60 minutes from New Plymouth. A third of the way down the trail you are given the option of returning to the start via the white sand beach. We did not take that route. We continued over a cable footbridge and commenced our up-and-down adventure. Luckily it was drizzling, as the heat would have killed me. Despite our best efforts we were struggling to keep up to Laura, Bianca, and Bianca's kid brother Matheson, who was carrying a 45lb pack in preparation for a tour of the South island. Showoff. The trip took us roughly 3 hours- quite a bit quicker than the predicted 5 hours that was posted on the trail sign. Maybe we weren't so out of shape after all.
Mt. Taranaki
We've heard that climbing Mt. Taranaki is quite difficult, so we were planning on training throughout the year and attempting it in December, just before we return to Canada. It turned out that Laura, Vic, Sarah, and two of Laura's friends, Renee and Emilee, were doing the climb three weeks after our arrival, and invited us to tag along. We notified them of our plan to climb it in December but they recommended we reconsider, as the weather is quite unpredictable in the early summer. Although New Plymouth has fairly mild weather, the mountain is a different beast. It's the second deadliest mountain in New Zealand, primarily because the weather can change in an instant, and there's no shelter whatsoever above the tree line (Jenna: It's worth noting that the tree line ends not far from the car park, i.e. at the beginning of the climb! The Mountain face is pretty much all exposed rock). After weighing the pros and cons we decided to go for it - but we agreed to not inform our parents until after the journey, just in case. Sorry, Mom.
We planned to leave just after Midnight on Friday evening/Saturday morning. We headed to bed around 10:30pm; Jenna managed to fall asleep rather quickly, but our female neighbour was loudly expressing her approval of her lovemaking partner, which kept me awake for a while longer. Ninety minutes later and we were out of bed, collecting our belongings and our courage. The sky was completely cloudless, yet it was still warm- so far we had picked an excellent evening, but all that could change in a matter of minutes. We met up with the group at Laura's and headed to the mountain.
We arrived at the car park and clambered out of the car. I looked up at the endless sea of stars above; even the cosmic dust of the milky way was visible. A shooting star soared across the sky, leaving a temporary streak of white stardust. A few seconds later there was another. They were rather frequent, which surprised me. Quite a spectacle for this city boy. We turned on our headlamps and set off.
A view from the start of our climb. It was a truly perfect night.
The first leg of our journey was a gravel trail that snaked up the ever-increasing slope (Jenna: This part of the track is called "The Puffer". Heh.). There were several signs along the way advising hikers to check the weather forecast. It took us about 90 minutes to reach the lodge, an 18-bed dorm which was just waking up with hikers who made the trek the night before. Jenna and I were already gassed, though we stopped only long enough to retie our shoes and take a drink of water. Although there were other parties headed to the summit that day, we were the first.
The next leg of the hike curved along an old lava flow (Hongi Valley). Several staircases led us up alongside a looming cliff - our tiny headlamps did not allow us to see how high the cliffs were, nor could we see the top of the stairs. This was probably a good thing- there were 498 steps. By the end of them I was ascending 4 or 5 steps, then stopping to catch my breath. My legs were suffering, and I was exhausted. We arrived at the top of the steps, which ascended above the cliffs, and all that we could see was steep sloping gravel. It didn't look too difficult; Nothing could be as bad as those stairs, right?
Jenna: I, on the other hand, had done my reading. Whether unfortunately or fortunately, I'm not sure, I knew what was ahead and was dreading it:
Mitch: The scree. As rocky cliffs weather away, they create a field of debris under them known as scree, or talus. This is extremely common on volcanoes, and forms what is called a talus cone. The unfortunate part is that we were tasked with climbing up it. The debris ranges from gravel to golfball sized stones, and is quite deep. By this point in the climb we were on a considerable slope, and every time our feet dug into the debris it would slide. We would constantly slip, resulting in being dragged down the mountain several inches, and your momentum would be extinguished. It was exhausting. This was, by far, the most tiring thing I've ever done. It was still dark out, and we had no indication of how much further we had to crawl except for Sarah and Laura's headlamps glowing in the distance. After seeing the size of the scree field in the daylight I am not entirely sure if I could have kept climbing, knowing how far there was to go. Not knowing whether I had twenty feet or two hundred feet remaining, I plodded along.
Jenna: While Mitch climbed in the middle of the pack with Renee and Emilee, I hung near the back with Vic. Vic was being especially careful since she was climbing with a knee brace on a knee that underwent surgery only 8 months ago. Her and I struggled on the scree mightily. It was only after we were nearing the top of the scree (my only indication of the "top" was the others' headlamps where they had stopped to wait for us) that I realized that trailing directly behind Vic was actually not my best place. Often I would fall because Vic fell ahead of me. Now I'm not about to go and say that the scree wasn't hard or that I didn't struggle or even that I found it easy, but I will say that I was better at it than I thought. Perhaps it's because I tend to be light on my feet, but I decided to pull out ahead of Vic to see if I could conquer the beast any faster without someone ahead of me. I bolted up the rest of the scree, perhaps out of sheer exhilaration at being nearly finished with it. After completing the climb, I can definitely say that the scree, for me, was not the hardest part of the climb. Maybe I had built it up so much in my head that it wasn't as bad as I had thought it would be. I had done some reading about the track from previous novice hikers and their stories about the scree were not all that encouraging.
Mitch: (I had to take a break writing this as Vic invited me to go for a "walk", which turned out to be a 4 hour hike up one of the range mountains. I'm exhausted again. If a Kiwi invites you for a walk make sure you clarify beforehand.)
Sarah and Laura eventually stopped and waited for us. At this point in time I was under the impression that the end of the scree was the summit, but I was extremely pleased to hear that this was not the case. We had, in fact, reached the top of the scree; In total it took me about 90 minutes to claw my way up.

The Lizard in the daylight, on the way down.
The crater is filled with glazed snow, which is extremely slippery. In order to reach the summit we had to trod across the snow pack and up one last boulder field. We looked back down the mountain and could see nothing but scattered points of light, indicating the location of fellow climbers making their ascent. The horizon was beginning to show hints of orange and yellow. We could see two headlamps making their way up towards the summit. At this point excitement set in. We scurried our way up the final stretch and found Sarah and Laura perched on the highest tip at the summit. They were very apologetic about leaving us behind, but at this point we didn't care: we had made it!
Our team!
The Massive shadow of Taranaki
Mt. Ruapehu off in the distance, middle of the North Island. (Over 200km away)
It took us nearly five hours to summit the mountain, ascending a total of 2518m in elevation (Jenna: to be fair, some of this climb was in the car on the way to the trailhead, but still stunning considering New Plymouth City is at sea level). At the top we chatted with a few other climbers who arrived shortly after us; one gentleman took a few pictures of our group, and we chatted for a brief period of time. On his journey down he slipped on the ice within the crater and severely injured his back. He was unable to continue. Someone ahead of us called for a rescue helicopter and we insulated him with our thermal blankets, hoping to keep him warm until help arrived. (Apparently one of these thermal blankets got ripped away by the wind generated by the helicopter's roters and nearly got sucked into the engine... oops). We have since been in contact with him, and although he is in a great deal of pain he is slowly recovering.
The descent was quite spectacular as well. We were finally able to see the terrain we had climbed up, and observe how far we actually came. In the dead of night it felt like we were hardly moving. I must admit, going down is more challenging than going up. You don't have a goal in mind, other than the bottom (how boring), and your body is ready to be done with it all. The round trip took us about 11 hours, and we arrived home just after noon. We decided to make a day of it and headed to the beach - sky to sea, right? I passed out immediately on my beach towel.
Jenna: For me, I must emphasize the difficulty that is the descent. In the light of day, we had incredible views that we were unable to enjoy on the way up. I was happy to take it slow to enjoy the sights, but also because I knew that one wrong step could send me hurtling downward across the rocks in front of me, or turning my ankle on a loose stone. I was happy to be done with the Lizard on the way down, and I eventually "mastered" some sort of skiing technique to get down the scree portion. But I have to say, the most mentally and physically taxing time of the entire climb was the final few kms decsent on the Puffer track. It took everything I had to put one foot in front of the other at a controlled pace to get myself back to the car. At this point everything hurt: my ankles, my toes, my heels, my shins, my knees, my quads, even my shoulders hurt from carrying my pack all day. I wanted to both hurl myself down the slope in an out-of-control slide and also just stop walking, sit down, and wait for someone to carry me back. I knew I was so close to the end, but I really was at my breaking point for those last few kilometers. I was being a whiny baby about my toes hurting, and I knew it. I plodded into the car park, hands on my hips, head down, concentrating on not crying or screaming in frustration and exhaustion. I made it, but it was tough as hell for me.
Mitch: Taranaki. Every time I look up at her I think to myself "I still can't believe I hiked that damn mountain." (Jenna: Or as Vic put it: We "finally knocked the bastard off!")





